My life is not that bad

Even though my taxes are a bit late, the bags under my eyes have unpacked and bought property, I see the inside of 224 Saint German more than I see sunlight, my laptop screen knows more about me than any human being, I'm one more problem to the trade deficit and global imbalance and probably helping to cause more drastic poverty, I miss my family and my friends back home have moved on, I can't find a summer residence, sushi in Paris isn't great, and I can't make world peace....


at least I'm not this guy.